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Yahoo Scoreboard...

footballpixfootballpix Senior Member
edited June 2005 in Sports Betting
SUX!!!!!!!!!

They are showing the White Sox up 2-0 in the 4th... they must be using
Western Union telegraph.

I know where to find scores, it just struck me as funny...

Comments

  • BookiefitsBookiefits Senior Member
    edited June 2005
    Yahoo.com sports will be upgrading their sports scores next year to a
    carrier pigeon....this will replace their current method of the old tried
    and trusted "note in a bottle" technique that has been around for hundreds
    of years. First perfected by the Spaniards in the middle of the 15th
    century, it will cut down Yahoo's scorekeeping times down by almost a week
    and a half.

    "We exhausted a lot of time and resources in uprgrading our system to the
    carrier pigeon, and with a little ingenuity we were able to breed what we
    call "McGwire-Giambi pigeons" which can fly at speed 5x the normal New
    York City pigeon", said CEO and President Harry Ballsagna.

    Rueters-London, England June 22, 2005
  • footballpixfootballpix Senior Member
    edited June 2005
    I am laughing so hard I can't keep my spleen from ejecting itself.
    Thanks.
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