Poll: Who sold my phone #

MrAdvantage

For the past 4 months, I have been receiving calls from various azholes repping VIP sports, "you know buddy, the one the TV show is about" My usual defense, when time allows is to keep these xxxxsuckers on the phone for 15-35 minutes b4 bursting thier bubble. They always start with, "Mike do u have your lines in front of u?" I enthusiastically respond , "yes, I have made 7 plays for 2-3k each, but cant figure out these 2 NBA TV games" inevitably giving them a boner. I constantly inreupt their pitches seeming star struck asking them about life in the fast lane, knowing how secure inside info. if he knows who Phil Ivey is on, Does he use guys like Merryweather to make bets for him etc.. Ok , let him talk for a bit.. interrupt again and will usually quote a couple of stats from Statfox or covers seeing if he likes those games and then apologize for trying to impress him. I use a ton of tangents to sidetrack them but y'all get the picture. Inevitably I get to a point where I feel like I am going to lose him and I tell ask them if his cxxx mother is betting on these games, or did u picture yourself doing this when u got you GED. I had hoped this would prove calling me was not cost effective, but they keep calling. So how did they get my #

Borgata Hotel 40-1
Cosmo 30-1
Bovada 1-1
Sports options 6-1
Sports Insights 3-1
field 8-1

blackbull

I want you to do this again and record it. Would be funny as hell!

blackbull

Kind of like one of my all time favs:

MrAdvantage

that was great ty

Ronbets

There's plenty of value in the field @8-1.
Hint: R U calling any scorephones? Any 800# or any derivative of is a suspect.

When they call does ur CallerID show restricted #?

Old-Timer

blackbull wrote: »

Kind of like one of my all time favs:

Thanks for laugh and I have to steal that..

MrAdvantage

Its a Vegas ## They state clearly that i signed up to be called. I didn't even know score phones still existed.

Ronbets

MrAdvantage wrote: »

I didn't even know score phones still existed.

Plenty still available and some voice activated.

MrAdvantage

blackbull wrote: »

I want you to do this again and record it. Would be funny as hell!

I will. when i begin my opening act about betting a buch needing the TV games, i picture the scene in "Wolf of Wall Street" when Jordan is making hand gestures as he reals the sucker in.

buythehook

blackbull wrote: »

Kind of like one of my all time favs:

Lmaooo...that was great...keep em coming if u can.

blackbull

Here's another fav of mine:

kcburgh

Most interesting call I received lately popped up on my caller id as F Valenzuela....of course I picked up.

cpech56

blackbull wrote: »

Here's another fav of mine:

Hilarious, but clearly fake.

BennyProfane

I used to get calls all the time from someone who worked for Stu Feiner.
My two favorite ways to fuck with them were:
1) "Let me ask YOU a question. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and personal savior? May I give you my testimony? Because Jesus loves you and has a plan for you. And if you give him a chance, he might just save your soul. (then prattle on for a few minutes until they hang up)

2) "I'd like to buy your most expensive picks package. But before I give you my credit card number, I want you to hit yourself in the head with the phone. If you do that, I'll buy from you."

blackbull

Your friendly local pizza man:

GooseSTL

This is a good one.

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