nobody asked me but..........last one
novacpe
Senior Member
the new star trek movie is da bomb
so's wolverine
betcha you can guess i like comic books huh?
speaking of movies the best get even flick i've seen in years is a movie called taken
do they put the filling in doughnuts before or after they cook em?
some of lifes little mysteries:
how do they put enough ink in a ball point pen to write for a year with it?
why does an eraser take off pencil marks?
some razor blades seem to last forever and the next one goes dull after 2 shaves
the wind always blows all the leaves onto your property and leaves the neighbors clean
smoke always follows you
whenever you buy something someone always tells you they bought it cheaper
when you go fishing and catch nothing they say "you shoulda been here yesterday"...well, i was there yesterday and didnt catch anything that day either
whenever something really cool happens you just missed it
how can a printer cost 49.95 and the ink cartridges cost 60 bucks?.......... are they trying to trick us?
best line i heard today....when my wife turns fifty i'm gonna trade her in for two 25's
just how DO they put lean in a pencil?
can anyone tell me why eyeglasses should cost so much....cant be more than 20 bucks worth of materials to make them
if your mother had a baby and the baby looked like you are you a m.........r?
girl i'd like to be marooned with.........kate beckinsale hot hot hot
i heard it cost a guy 13 bucks to see the new star trek movie.............no wonder people dload movies
i look at this little 16gb usb flash drive on my desk for 24 bucks and remember when a 16gb hard drive cost over 150 dollars..progress really is beautiful sometimes
ok i just looked at those damn leaves at the back of the property and confirmed they are my neighbors...........think he'll come over and pick em up if i ask him?
how come its so tough to get up and shave but it feels so good after ya did it?
a bad muscle sprain in the back ranks right up there with water torture
just looking through some of my music on the computer....damn i'm old
earth wind and fire is da bomb too
so's 3 dog night,styx,kansas,sly and the family stone,rare earth and a bunch of 70's groups
the hell with appearances.....i NEED my bi focals dammit
ok this column had not a damn thing to do with sports but there nothing else to talk about till football is there? heh heh heh heh
dont wanna post anymore of these if you guys are bored with them since it doesnt have too much to do with sports........so let me know
so's wolverine
betcha you can guess i like comic books huh?
speaking of movies the best get even flick i've seen in years is a movie called taken
do they put the filling in doughnuts before or after they cook em?
some of lifes little mysteries:
how do they put enough ink in a ball point pen to write for a year with it?
why does an eraser take off pencil marks?
some razor blades seem to last forever and the next one goes dull after 2 shaves
the wind always blows all the leaves onto your property and leaves the neighbors clean
smoke always follows you
whenever you buy something someone always tells you they bought it cheaper
when you go fishing and catch nothing they say "you shoulda been here yesterday"...well, i was there yesterday and didnt catch anything that day either
whenever something really cool happens you just missed it
how can a printer cost 49.95 and the ink cartridges cost 60 bucks?.......... are they trying to trick us?
best line i heard today....when my wife turns fifty i'm gonna trade her in for two 25's
just how DO they put lean in a pencil?
can anyone tell me why eyeglasses should cost so much....cant be more than 20 bucks worth of materials to make them
if your mother had a baby and the baby looked like you are you a m.........r?
girl i'd like to be marooned with.........kate beckinsale hot hot hot
i heard it cost a guy 13 bucks to see the new star trek movie.............no wonder people dload movies
i look at this little 16gb usb flash drive on my desk for 24 bucks and remember when a 16gb hard drive cost over 150 dollars..progress really is beautiful sometimes
ok i just looked at those damn leaves at the back of the property and confirmed they are my neighbors...........think he'll come over and pick em up if i ask him?
how come its so tough to get up and shave but it feels so good after ya did it?
a bad muscle sprain in the back ranks right up there with water torture
just looking through some of my music on the computer....damn i'm old
earth wind and fire is da bomb too
so's 3 dog night,styx,kansas,sly and the family stone,rare earth and a bunch of 70's groups
the hell with appearances.....i NEED my bi focals dammit
ok this column had not a damn thing to do with sports but there nothing else to talk about till football is there? heh heh heh heh
dont wanna post anymore of these if you guys are bored with them since it doesnt have too much to do with sports........so let me know
Comments
Great read and laugh, especially on a sunday morn.......
Love those bands as well as Rod Stewart, Frampton, doobie bros, Temptations, Tommy Jones and the Shondells, Oh, I could go on.......
Thanks Nova.
GREEEAT! My fiance just told me that the trick for me is to live long enough to do this.
watch a show called "how its made" i saw it on there once
can anyone tell me why eyeglasses should cost so much....cant be more than 20 bucks worth of materials to make them
your paying for the prescriptions the EXPENSIVE doctors give
if your mother had a baby and the baby looked like you are you a m.........r?
wtf did you and your mom do?
ok i just looked at those damn leaves at the back of the property and confirmed they are my neighbors...........think he'll come over and pick em up if i ask him?
maybe he'll punch you in tha face for blaming him for wind patterns jack!
how come its so tough to get up and shave but it feels so good after ya did it?
damn...it takes like 3 minutes...just do it!
ok this column had not a damn thing to do with sports but there nothing else to talk about till football is there? heh heh heh heh
baseball nhl playoffs nba finals college baseabll overs and more.......
dont wanna post anymore of these if you guys are bored with them since it doesnt have too much to do with sports........so let me know
i enjoyed it.....thankz
DaJuice