Super Bowl Joke
spareshooter
Senior Member
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a mancomes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in
the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
"No," he says, "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind
would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event
in
the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't
been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to
take the
seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
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