Arian Foster hilarious Tweets about fighting a wolf

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• hornsfan Senior Member

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  Jake T. wrote: »

  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  wanna go camping but "wildlife" scares the shit outta me.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  Feeno Retweeted Beefer Sutherland
  i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  wolves don't scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  Feeno Retweeted (not) Terry Collins
  bro you think a wolf knows where my artery is? all the sudden i'm fighting a wolf that knows biology?
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 5h5 hours ago
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  y'all will never kill a wolf with this kind of attitude. he's already defeated you off of reputation. not me. fuck him.

  
  been following these. his responses to some people have been gold
• Chisox6 Senior Member

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  Jake T. wrote: »

  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  wanna go camping but "wildlife" scares the shit outta me.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  i honestly think i can get a wolf 1 on 1 tho.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  Feeno Retweeted Beefer Sutherland
  i'm 230, wolfs are what, 180-200 tops? he has no thumbs. if i control his neck he's dunzo.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  wolves don't scare me like that cuz in my neighborhood was a bunch of loose enraged pits. if he alone i think i can get him.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  i've studied the wolf. he can't read. i know his weaknesses. plus the thumb thing.
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 6h6 hours ago
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  Feeno Retweeted (not) Terry Collins
  bro you think a wolf knows where my artery is? all the sudden i'm fighting a wolf that knows biology?
  
  Feeno‏Verified account @ArianFoster 5h5 hours ago
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  y'all will never kill a wolf with this kind of attitude. he's already defeated you off of reputation. not me. fuck him.

  
  This was great. He's a pretty good twitter follow.
• calzonesays Senior Member

  March 2017 edited March 2017

  I mean if I were a retired millionaire, why not troll the interweb? lol