I cant believe it finally happened....
HowardBeal
Senior Member
Terrible, things will never be the same.....
I know I will have to change the way I wager....
I know I will have to change the way I wager....
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He's "eccentric" and has a strange sense of humor.
Please don't read into this thread. If something newsworthy had happened you would have heard about it elsewhere.
Sounds like a reasonable interpretation to me. I think you could be right. That said, trying to figure out what's going on in Howie's head is a difficult task, so props for taking on that challenge.
At least we've turned the spirit of the thread around.
I just spit coffee all over my computer. Thanks, jerk.
Anyway, it has come to my attention and I spent most of the day yesterday verifying it, that the world is going to end sometime very soon....apparently the Mayans had predicted it and it seems pretty straightforward to me.....I have already begun transferring out large portions of my online accounts and spending everything I can.....I have abandoned any form of money management strategies and have been doubling every bet I still make, not worrying about +EV or -EV, but just trying to hit as big as I can......Also, as a lifelong atheist, I have kind of switched up strategies in that department as well, donating large portions of my savings to any and all religions out there, just in case.......There does not appear to be any holes in the Mayans prediction, so I am glad that when the apocalypse comes, be it next week or at latest next month; I will be completely broke.....
I am curious the changes you have made in your gambling strategies with the looming end of the world......More parlays? Following Lang?
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/video/new-mayan-calendar/1377388/
Explanation begins around the 2:53 mark.
Hope this helps you rest easier HB.
will do.....for however long I can.......
Quite the assumption that he generates an income