Hey BJ, have a question for ya.......
GooseSTL
Senior Member
My bitch got pissed tonight, cussed in front of my kids (8 mos & 2.8
yrs.)when one was crying and she spilled her soda all over the place after
the youngest accidentially spilled the vase w/ water in it all over and
she flew the frickin coup. I threw my knife and fork in the sink, said
shut the hell up, and bitch slapped her in her shoulder. Then my best
buddy (my little boy) started crying when we were yelling at each other
because I told her to calm down and not cuss in front of our kids, and I
told her to get the hell out until she calms down. Was this appropriate
actions? I wasn't even baked or buzzed at the time!!!!
Is this what you do to Miguel sometimes?
Thx Dr. BJ,
GooseSTL
BTW- It's the silent treatment tonight. I'll never take her on a vacation
again. LOL!!!
yrs.)when one was crying and she spilled her soda all over the place after
the youngest accidentially spilled the vase w/ water in it all over and
she flew the frickin coup. I threw my knife and fork in the sink, said
shut the hell up, and bitch slapped her in her shoulder. Then my best
buddy (my little boy) started crying when we were yelling at each other
because I told her to calm down and not cuss in front of our kids, and I
told her to get the hell out until she calms down. Was this appropriate
actions? I wasn't even baked or buzzed at the time!!!!
Is this what you do to Miguel sometimes?
Thx Dr. BJ,
GooseSTL
BTW- It's the silent treatment tonight. I'll never take her on a vacation
again. LOL!!!
Comments
about YOU yourself as nobody I know ever says that their child is "2.8"
years old. They say 2 and a 1/2!!!! Or "Almost 3 years"!!! But what is
this 2.8 crap??!!! I think you are 1 sandwich short of a picnic basket.
But to answer your question: While you did equate the apprpriate
harshness for your actions as no woman should ever cuss in front of the
children, you went about it the wrong way. What you should have done was
bitchslap her with the backside of yourleft hand while your right hand is
reaching for the roll of foil wrap (prefarably reynolds) which should
ALWAYS be within an arms reach, and they wap the hell out of her ass with
it. Foil wrap works good cus it has weight, yet is not severely damaging
to the subject. It will bruise but not break any bones. Be aware that
she may try to run from you, so after the bitchslap, IMMEDIATELY grab her
hair and hold on tight. As you are beating her ass like a pinata with the
foil wrap, you should be screaming "Don't you EVER DOUBT me BITCH!!! I am
YO DADDY!!! Don't you be F#CKING CUSSING in front of these F#CKIN kids!!
You 23 cent HOOKA!!! Now go make me a F#CKIN HAM SAMMICH!!!! And you
better ghet out the kneepads tonite cus it's PAYBACK time!!!!"
Please submit $250 for this session. Thank you.
old, knucklehead.
Give me your e-mail, and I'll send $100.
You da Man!!!!
GooseSTL
year but there is 12, so 2.8 is actually 2 years and 8/1oths of a year
which is 9.6 months so when you say 2.8 it is 2 years and 9.6 months. You
need to say 2.67 years old. I know my math beeeeee'acctthh!!!
lol!