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BlackJack21
Senior Member
Hello all you porkchops. Alot of you all think I am hardcore gangsta, and
you are right. I handle mine! I buss caps in people's asses just for
fun. I piss on bunny rabbits just to pass the time!! And I watch reruns
of Sanford and Son cause I want to!! "You BIG DUMMY!!" I owe my
toughness from the time I spent in the State Penitentiary. That's
right!! As mentioned before, I did 4 years for possession of a Mexican
boy. The po'po' raided my place one night after neighbors complained that
they heard 'La Bamba' playing really loud intercut with slapping sounds
and squeals of Spanish cuss words. I had a good lawyer and would have
walked a free man, but the evidence they had on me was pretty strong.
When the police kicked down my front door, they found a naked 10 year old
Mexican boy with a bowtie on his penis covered in salsa hanging by a
bungee cord from the ceiling while I was in the midst of wacking him with
a broomstick. But they used DNA testing to convict me as they found my
DNA in the boy's butt, mouth, nose, ears, bellybutton, and between his
toes. Plus, when Guaneloupe took the stand to testify and recount his
ordeal with me, I popped a boner which the judge saw. Not good. But I
paid my time to society, and part of my release is that I just cannot go
within 100 yards of Mexicans. So that means, I can't go to Taco Bell,
hang in front of liquor stores, visit any landscaping companies or flower
gardens, go to the Corona festival, or shop in places that sell dirty
white t-shirts and plaid flannel shirts. But thank goodness for the
internet! You know, you can purchase a nice little Mexican boy between
the ages of 8-11 with only one defect for only $50 on eBay? There was a
really cute little guy named Julio who had nice pectorals with smooth
caramel colored buttcheeks and nice wavy locks. He was described as
having a speech impediment but I ain't buying one to talk to me, if ya
know what I mean! Har har har!! But anyway, I got outbidded at the last
minute. Damn. So like I said, don't mess wit me, cus I am a product of
the correctional facilities! I just don't give a f#ck!! And I will
(finish the line TOMOOSE!)!
OVERALL ONGOING RECORDS
(All plays based on just 1 unit (or $100) per play. Standard -110 juice
for everything except baseball)
MLB '04 (377-325) .......... +$4,685 - FINAL
NFL '04-'05 (91-73) ........ +$1,070 - FINAL
NCAAF '04 (91-69) .......... +$1,510 - FINAL
NCAAB '04-'05 (158-156)..... -$1,360 - FINAL
NBA 04'-'05 (197-160) ...... +$2,100 - CURRENT
MLB '05 (13-12) .............. +$104 - CURRENT
**TOTAL: + $8,109 **
POST SEASONS
'05 NFL PLAYOFFS (7-3) ........ +$370
'05 NCAA BOWLS '05 (12-13) .... -$230
'05 NCAA TOURNEY '05 (18-11) .. +$590
** POST SEASON TOTAL: +$730 **
APRIL RECORD: 31-24 ........ +$585
APRIL 2 PT SYSTEM: 30-19 ... +$755
[2 pt system only used in basketball]
["The Vaginal Juice Play"] [26-22]
1-0 Y
12-4 Last 16 Vagina's!
NBA 04'-'05 (197-160) +2,100
1-1 Y
7:05 Toronto +1.5
9:05 Denver ??
10:35 Lakers +9
No line yet on Denver at my books so I will post it in the morning. I'm
thinking it will be about 8 or 9. I will keep going against the Lakers as
they are something ridiculous like 2-13 last 15 ATS wise, I think. Crazy.
MLB '05 (13-12) +$104
3-2 Y +136
1:10 Houston (Petitties) +115
2:05 Texas (Buck Rogers) +105
3:05 Boston (Wake da f#ck up) +115
7:35 Atlanta (Laundry Hamper) -151
Forgot to post Kansas City Sunday! I posted it as an early lean and I
musta forgot! DAMN!! But I won on it anyway, but woulda inflated my
records on here at +190!
I have decided to post super duper early the night before at least for the
time being as it makes my workday easier knowing that I don't have to pop
home to do it. I hate doing this cus lines are "soft" and I like to watch
the movement, but oh well. Whatever is best for da board!
you are right. I handle mine! I buss caps in people's asses just for
fun. I piss on bunny rabbits just to pass the time!! And I watch reruns
of Sanford and Son cause I want to!! "You BIG DUMMY!!" I owe my
toughness from the time I spent in the State Penitentiary. That's
right!! As mentioned before, I did 4 years for possession of a Mexican
boy. The po'po' raided my place one night after neighbors complained that
they heard 'La Bamba' playing really loud intercut with slapping sounds
and squeals of Spanish cuss words. I had a good lawyer and would have
walked a free man, but the evidence they had on me was pretty strong.
When the police kicked down my front door, they found a naked 10 year old
Mexican boy with a bowtie on his penis covered in salsa hanging by a
bungee cord from the ceiling while I was in the midst of wacking him with
a broomstick. But they used DNA testing to convict me as they found my
DNA in the boy's butt, mouth, nose, ears, bellybutton, and between his
toes. Plus, when Guaneloupe took the stand to testify and recount his
ordeal with me, I popped a boner which the judge saw. Not good. But I
paid my time to society, and part of my release is that I just cannot go
within 100 yards of Mexicans. So that means, I can't go to Taco Bell,
hang in front of liquor stores, visit any landscaping companies or flower
gardens, go to the Corona festival, or shop in places that sell dirty
white t-shirts and plaid flannel shirts. But thank goodness for the
internet! You know, you can purchase a nice little Mexican boy between
the ages of 8-11 with only one defect for only $50 on eBay? There was a
really cute little guy named Julio who had nice pectorals with smooth
caramel colored buttcheeks and nice wavy locks. He was described as
having a speech impediment but I ain't buying one to talk to me, if ya
know what I mean! Har har har!! But anyway, I got outbidded at the last
minute. Damn. So like I said, don't mess wit me, cus I am a product of
the correctional facilities! I just don't give a f#ck!! And I will
(finish the line TOMOOSE!)!
OVERALL ONGOING RECORDS
(All plays based on just 1 unit (or $100) per play. Standard -110 juice
for everything except baseball)
MLB '04 (377-325) .......... +$4,685 - FINAL
NFL '04-'05 (91-73) ........ +$1,070 - FINAL
NCAAF '04 (91-69) .......... +$1,510 - FINAL
NCAAB '04-'05 (158-156)..... -$1,360 - FINAL
NBA 04'-'05 (197-160) ...... +$2,100 - CURRENT
MLB '05 (13-12) .............. +$104 - CURRENT
**TOTAL: + $8,109 **
POST SEASONS
'05 NFL PLAYOFFS (7-3) ........ +$370
'05 NCAA BOWLS '05 (12-13) .... -$230
'05 NCAA TOURNEY '05 (18-11) .. +$590
** POST SEASON TOTAL: +$730 **
APRIL RECORD: 31-24 ........ +$585
APRIL 2 PT SYSTEM: 30-19 ... +$755
[2 pt system only used in basketball]
["The Vaginal Juice Play"] [26-22]
1-0 Y
12-4 Last 16 Vagina's!
NBA 04'-'05 (197-160) +2,100
1-1 Y
7:05 Toronto +1.5
9:05 Denver ??
10:35 Lakers +9
No line yet on Denver at my books so I will post it in the morning. I'm
thinking it will be about 8 or 9. I will keep going against the Lakers as
they are something ridiculous like 2-13 last 15 ATS wise, I think. Crazy.
MLB '05 (13-12) +$104
3-2 Y +136
1:10 Houston (Petitties) +115
2:05 Texas (Buck Rogers) +105
3:05 Boston (Wake da f#ck up) +115
7:35 Atlanta (Laundry Hamper) -151
Forgot to post Kansas City Sunday! I posted it as an early lean and I
musta forgot! DAMN!! But I won on it anyway, but woulda inflated my
records on here at +190!
I have decided to post super duper early the night before at least for the
time being as it makes my workday easier knowing that I don't have to pop
home to do it. I hate doing this cus lines are "soft" and I like to watch
the movement, but oh well. Whatever is best for da board!
Comments
Second, BJ, you say you're going to bet against the Lakers, but then you
list them as one of your picks. Did you mean to pick Phoenix?
KK
Yes, I meant PHOENIX!!! They will kill the Lakers!!!! They will win by
531 points!!!!!!
Hey... where did lil' Sanchex go?
where are you......