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novacpe · July 2005

china is starting to scare the livin hell out of me.....they'll either over run us with too many people or wipe us out with all these different flus they have over there its incredible to me how major companies are hiring people that cant speak fluent english to answer questions or handle problems over the phone the greatest invention in the whole wide world is duct tape...you can fix anything with it wouldnt it be cheaper if medicare would provide a subscription to the porn channels on direct tv insted of supplying viagra to everybody? it cracks me up to see people driving in cars and see what they are doing while driving....they think no one can see them ....heh heh heh paris hilton selling hamburgers? bwaaaaahaaaahaaaaa! the show "last comic standing" can be funny as hell at times am i the only one that insists there IS a difference in different brands of bottled water? pix loves to lay on the beach for a tan........novacpe rents 6 umbrellas and surrounds himself with them in pennsylvania fireworks are illegal but every other street corner has stands selling them? sheesh! now is the greatest of times to be a gas station owner..... now is the worst of times to be gas consumer tell me how someone can drive a car at 80 mph and read a book on her steering wheel? whats the most amazing thing you've seen in a car?... how about eating a bowl of cereal with both hands at 70mph+ while zigzagging lanes? i cant believe the amount of older people over 50 or 60 who cant drive a stick shift vehicle.....just what did they do in the 50's? take a bus? for anyone complaining about our lazy kids today needs to take a look at the car wash up the road from me..........those kids work like dogs.....and smile about it no matter what your age is you always say.........."girls werent built like that when i went to school!"................hmmmmmmm were they? why are most cool shirts with logos on them always black? man you die in those things in the summer why does blacktop have to be black? that stuff is hot too after watching what truckdrivers go through in a day,i have a hell of a lot of respect for them.....man what 4 wheelers do to them is criminal my favorite pizza girl of the year goes to the cute kid at pizza hut that told me not to use the coupon i had cause a large pizza was only 6.99 on a monday night instead of 8.99 with the coupon did you know a large pizza costs a 1.80 to make? i love cartoons........especially warner bros some of the weirdest foods can be found in lancaster county, pa....stuff like schnitz,shoo fly pie,souse,pan pudding, (no its not a dessert it has pig hairs in it) and scrapple has anyone wondered how a company that was in banruptcy, stuck their creditors and their stockholders, but has enough money to buy sears? (its kmart) but they changed the bankruptcy laws to make it much more difficult for the little guy to get a new lease on life because he was hurting the banks!.....what bullshit the bush administration has done more to hurt our personal freedom than all the previous presidents combined.......now the courts are siding with them also the worst decision in decades handed down: the the supreme court ruling against those people that had their nice homes taken from them, using the right of domain laws, to put up a shopping center whoopie pies are the food of gods also why is it as soon a a kid has one bad day at school they want to put him on ritlan? june consumer confidence hits a three year high? people polled were:george bush,all the millionaires and billionaires,and anyone making 250.000 a year and over and anyone associated with the oil industry i really DO care about hockey its just that the rest of the country doesnt in 1954 there was a movie about a kid with a bump on his arm and could throw a killzillion miles an hour and took the dodgers to the pennant.........care to guess the name of the movie? i would like to see edward write a nobody asked me but.... column rbi needs to post more cmon brians.get that one a day for horse racing started how comes there's no sitcoms about sports? lets make a golden rule here: if you're gonna hype your winner, how about you hype your losers too i just love it when a guy posts that he picked the winner and it was the dead favorite from the very beginning the one a days are one of the few concensus formats i've ever seen work wheres sunbelter been? joe paterno is one of the few coaches that when you meet him you want to say yes sir, no sir......man he commands respect when you around him....bear bryant was like that i'm suprised nobody posted a pick for the most underrated football coach when i posted last monday remember the tv show that had stu feiner, kevin duffy and i forget who else? they were a gas to watch even though they were crooks to AAA: it was a brave brave thing to post who you thought were the best posters on this site......that took balls with these egos here lol! LETS TAKE A VOTE: whos ahead for the year so far?

SadHappy · July 2005

"joe paterno is one of the few coaches that when you meet him you want to say yes sir, no sir......man he commands respect when you around him....bear bryant was like that" Amen brutha!!

Marquis · July 2005

Regarding Joe Paterno, I would say "yes sir" and "thank you sir" no doubt to him, but would be remiss if I didn't say "why don't you fuckin' retire sir, you're taking your historic program further than anyone thought into the shitter sir!"

Wire2Wire · July 2005

Chris Riddle has not lost a bet on this site in over a year.w2w

GooseSTL · July 2005

I'll answer 1st, I'm up. Look at my record.NM

AAASports · July 2005

Who could drink a pepsi, smoke a cigarette, put on makeup, and study for an exam while driving to class.... She had a bad accident her senior year....

brians · July 2005

The One A Days have made me cash. Second One A Day for the horses. Hmmmmm How many people would get in.??? W2W is already there with quite a good record. Do you really need a Seat Belt when you have Air Bags.??? Why are Units so important.??? Kids are lazy not mine they are busy spending my cash. LOl You do have weird stuff over there in lancaster. you forgot to mention the Amish. Why do they make cars go 140 mph.?? Seen many a blow jobs on the highways. Seen a guy screwing a girl on a Harley once going down the road. Women in cars wow get the Cell phones off them please. I loved Hank Stram he was the best pregame announcer EVER. He made me some serious cash. RON SEIKLEY i am still looking for him i will beat his ass for missing free throws. Hotels i got 1 room left and its the Honeymoon suite. Always at 1.00am. Airline stewardess are more UGLY than ever. Damn i quit ohhh Taxes how come the harder i work the more i pay. hmmmm Please answer that one.

footballpix · July 2005

China tried to buy Unocal last week. (Union 76) The government almost let them until the uproar got too bad. The reason no one in "Customer Service" (that's an oxymoron) can speak English when you call is because they are all in INDIA. (or maybe PAKISTAN) It's called OUTSOURCING. Big article here on how Oil Companies charge service station owners different prices for gasoline based on zip code and demographic of residents. Nice, huh? Magazine I read last night details how the CDC (center for Disease Control, a gov't. agency close to the FDA)allowed the drug companies to use MERCURY as a preservative in children's vaccines... and Autism rates among kids has skyrocketed since. Bush Administration has known about it and silenced the reports that prove it. Then Senator Bill Frist attached a addendum to The Patriot Act shielding the drug companies from lawsuits from parents. Shortly thereafter, he recieved over $800,000 in donations from these drug companies. Every damn day I read something that makes me sick. If you think that personal freedoms suck now, wait until the fight for Sandra Day O'Connor's seat on the Supreme Court. Afte that it will be Rhenquists. I can't wait. (Note SARCASM inserted here) Former sitcom relating to sports was "Sportsnight" on ABC... well written and based on ESPN's SportsCenter... but while it was excellent, not many watched and off it went. Thanks for another great post!

Trifecta · July 2005

I only like to drink Dasani water a coke product. I missed the stanley cup playoffs.

dickie · July 2005

actually kmart filed for bankruptcy and remerged on the nasdaq to go from $20 a share to $120 and then Sears bought them.

OldHick · July 2005

"the bush administration has done more to hurt our personal freedom than all the previous presidents combined.......now the courts are siding with them also" "the worst decision in decades handed down: the the supreme court ruling against those people that had their nice homes taken from them, using the right of domain laws, to put up a shopping center" FYI - John Paul Stevens was joined in the majority by Justices Anthony M. Kennedy, David H. Souter, Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Stephen G. Breyer. Now what do those justices have to do with the Bush administration, I ask? Sounds like a bunch of liberal judges taking away your freedoms, doesn't it?

novacpe · July 2005

fyi: i was talking about the patriot act,bankruptcy laws and all the other crap the republican congress ramrodded through with BUSH'S blessing........i'm saying when the idiot courts agree with this its making it worse.....witness the stupid ruling on the eminent domain case taking peoples homes for a convention and shopping center.......i voted for bush but cut me a break when you think bush hasnt been anti "little guy" tell that to the 2000+ dead in iraq or the guy that gets searched going over the border with 4 kids a boat and a camper........oooooooooooooooooooo big time terriosts arent they? i hope you still feel this way when you find out your phone is being tapped without a court order or they break your door down and search you without one just because someone has a hunch

novacpe · July 2005

oops i meant hick! eom

OldHick · July 2005

It would suck to find out your neighbor had a dirty bomb in their basment, the government knew about it, but could not do anything about it b/c they did not have all their i's ditted and t's crossed. Of course, you would never know about it as you would be busy trying to get your skin to quit falling off your bones.

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