One More Joke...

lakers300

A man, his wife and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Israel. While on <br>vacation, the man's mother-in-law died. The body was taken to a funeral <br>home where the funeral director gave him a couple options. The man could <br>have his mother buried in the holy land for $150 or have her body <br>transported back to the U.S. for $5,000. The man chose to have the body <br>sent back to the U.S. The funeral director aked why he would pay so much <br>more money to have the body transported. The man replied "A long time ago <br>a man died here. Three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that <br>chance."

TheNFLMan

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zico

that joke we perfect for the occasion