joke for golfers and
brians
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> A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,<br>>> > became confused as to where he was on the course.<br>>> > Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.<br>>> > He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew<br>>> > what hole he was playing.<br>>> > She replied,<br>>> > "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on<br>>>the<br>>> > 6th hole."<br>>> > He thanked her and went back to his golf.<br>>> > On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again<br>>>with<br>>> > the same request.<br>>> > She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must<br>>>be<br>>> > on the 13th hole."<br>>> > Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.<br>>> > He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same<br>>>lady<br>>> > sitting at the end of the bar.<br>>> > He asked the bartender if he knew the lady.<br>>> > The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course<br>>>often.<br>>> > He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation <br>for<br>>> > your help.<br>>> > I understand that you are in the sales profession.<br>>> > I'm in sales, also.<br>>> > What do you sell?"<br>>> > She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."<br>>> > "No, I won't", he responded.<br>>> > "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."<br>>> > With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.<br>>> > She said, "See I knew you would laugh."<br>>> > "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied.<br>>> > "I'm a salesman for Preparation H,<br>>> > so I'm still a hole behind you."<br>>> ><br>>><br>>>
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