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BlackJack21
Senior Member
Hello all my luvly little spring chickens. Hope you all missed me. You
betta have dammitt!! It takes a HELLUVA lotta GAADAAMM TIME to post HERE
EVERY GAADDAAAMM DAYY!!!! So when I am MISSING for a FEW, then you
BASTARDS BETTA be MISSING ME BACK!!! DAMMIIITT!!!
Okay, now that that is out of the way. I went to Ocean City for the
weekend, but ended up letting some 2 bit hooker (with big boobies of
course) drive my M3 and that hoebag crashed it upside a curb and bent the
front axle. So my ass was stranded in OC for an extra day and I had to
get that sumbich towed all the way back to where I live which is about 150
miles. So I basically had to ride with a stinky ass 368lb redneck,
flannel shirt wearing, scraggly hair waving, herpies infested face, sweat
drenched t-shirt, tight ass jeans with outline of what looked like a
polish dog poking through, inbred West Virginia bastard who towed my car
back home. I thought he was gonna pull the truck over and ram my ass with
his thermos.
To make a long story short, I met a cupla young'uns in OC and one (did I
mention she had big boobies?) wanted to drive my car. At first I said
"Nope", but after some headbobbing in the shadows of a McDonald's parking
lot took place, I said "Okay!". Well, as soon as that hooker pulled outta
the lot, she decided to headbutt the median with my car at 25mph. Now
this is the kicker: A cop was right behind us and he wanted to write a
report for my insurance. Well, that is all fine and dandy, but you see...
I have a warrant out for my arrest in the state of Maryland for an unpaid
speeding ticket. So I did not want him to run any tags or run my license,
so I basically told him I was gonna handle it out of pocket. Well,
needless to say, I cursed that dike out and told her ass to get loss....
after I got some more headbobbing action of course. So anyway, I am happy
as hell to be back home. My car is in the shop for at least 2 weeks and
all I got to show for it is a hickey on my balls.
MLB (254-204) +$5,458
7:05 New York Yankees (Lieber) -108
7:05 Texas (Rogers) -105
7:15 Tampa Bay (Bell) +190
8:05 Houston (Clemens) -130
8:10 Chicago White Sox (Contreras) -114
My record should be 100% accurate as the last day I posted I went 1-3
-200. Now only up like 3 units since the break, so let's turn this mutha
out!!!
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
betta have dammitt!! It takes a HELLUVA lotta GAADAAMM TIME to post HERE
EVERY GAADDAAAMM DAYY!!!! So when I am MISSING for a FEW, then you
BASTARDS BETTA be MISSING ME BACK!!! DAMMIIITT!!!
Okay, now that that is out of the way. I went to Ocean City for the
weekend, but ended up letting some 2 bit hooker (with big boobies of
course) drive my M3 and that hoebag crashed it upside a curb and bent the
front axle. So my ass was stranded in OC for an extra day and I had to
get that sumbich towed all the way back to where I live which is about 150
miles. So I basically had to ride with a stinky ass 368lb redneck,
flannel shirt wearing, scraggly hair waving, herpies infested face, sweat
drenched t-shirt, tight ass jeans with outline of what looked like a
polish dog poking through, inbred West Virginia bastard who towed my car
back home. I thought he was gonna pull the truck over and ram my ass with
his thermos.
To make a long story short, I met a cupla young'uns in OC and one (did I
mention she had big boobies?) wanted to drive my car. At first I said
"Nope", but after some headbobbing in the shadows of a McDonald's parking
lot took place, I said "Okay!". Well, as soon as that hooker pulled outta
the lot, she decided to headbutt the median with my car at 25mph. Now
this is the kicker: A cop was right behind us and he wanted to write a
report for my insurance. Well, that is all fine and dandy, but you see...
I have a warrant out for my arrest in the state of Maryland for an unpaid
speeding ticket. So I did not want him to run any tags or run my license,
so I basically told him I was gonna handle it out of pocket. Well,
needless to say, I cursed that dike out and told her ass to get loss....
after I got some more headbobbing action of course. So anyway, I am happy
as hell to be back home. My car is in the shop for at least 2 weeks and
all I got to show for it is a hickey on my balls.
MLB (254-204) +$5,458
7:05 New York Yankees (Lieber) -108
7:05 Texas (Rogers) -105
7:15 Tampa Bay (Bell) +190
8:05 Houston (Clemens) -130
8:10 Chicago White Sox (Contreras) -114
My record should be 100% accurate as the last day I posted I went 1-3
-200. Now only up like 3 units since the break, so let's turn this mutha
out!!!
I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!!
Comments
the new Sock, well good luck and will have mine posted soon. I like BALT
in both games against Seattle