FREE Joke of the day....
GooseSTL
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What do you get when you cross Ragady Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
An ugly redhead with a yeast infection. LMAO!!!!
Back up later with a few pickins.
GooseSTL
An ugly redhead with a yeast infection. LMAO!!!!
Back up later with a few pickins.
GooseSTL
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just got her period. She asked the pharmacist what she should use...
His response is, "Well that depends, what is your flow?
She replies, "Linoleum."
Were you there?
A priest, a homosexual, and a pedophile.
And that was just the first man.
Disclaimer - I don't think that all priests are homosexuals, all
homosexuals are pedophiles. I do think that all pedophiles should be
removed from the face of the earth, but that's just the aggresive side of
me talking.
Oh, and in case anyone takes offense, sorry - the priests and homosexuals
I have told this joke to all (well, with one exception) found this joke
funny.
Bart
A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked
robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach.
Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in
because it's too risky to operate.
All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in
tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was having a wee and this
bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and
explains what happened 16 years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears.
"Mom, I was having a wee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells
her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the
mom, "I know what happened, you were having a wee and a bullet came out."
And the boy says, "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"