My top 12 Twitter questions from Trump's Q&A today
Jake T.
Senior Member
Generally it's a bad idea to do a Twitter Q&A unless you are universally loved. Donald Trump tried to do one today. It did not go well. I'm sure he's loving the publicity though. Here are my personal favorite questions asked from #asktrump.
A woman, Muslim and a Mexican walk into a bar, whose rights do you alienate first? #AskTrump
#AskTrump 1. Name a woman you admire but wouldn't hit on 2. Who's the Attorney General? 3. Outline a specific plan for anything #DumpTrump
Do you find it obnoxious when people criticize your hair instead of your disastrous lack of political expertise? #AskTrump
Do you plan on deporting both your immigrant wives, or just the one you like the least? #AskTrump
#AskTrump can you show me on this doll where ignorant socialist touched you?
Is it true if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? #AskTrump
#AskTrump You say the Bible is your favorite book. Do you have any other favorite books that you've never read?
#AskTrump r u aware that u look like a loaf of bread
#AskTrump Do you draft your quarterbacks early in fantasy football?
If you're against raising the min wage in the US, will you at least raise the wage for the Chinese children who make your ties? #AskTrump
#AskTrump do you think Ross and Rachel were on a break?
#AskTrump Would you touch a poop for $20?
A woman, Muslim and a Mexican walk into a bar, whose rights do you alienate first? #AskTrump
#AskTrump 1. Name a woman you admire but wouldn't hit on 2. Who's the Attorney General? 3. Outline a specific plan for anything #DumpTrump
Do you find it obnoxious when people criticize your hair instead of your disastrous lack of political expertise? #AskTrump
Do you plan on deporting both your immigrant wives, or just the one you like the least? #AskTrump
#AskTrump can you show me on this doll where ignorant socialist touched you?
Is it true if you say Donald Trump 3 times in the bathroom mirror, the hair in the drain will rise up to shout racial slurs? #AskTrump
#AskTrump You say the Bible is your favorite book. Do you have any other favorite books that you've never read?
#AskTrump r u aware that u look like a loaf of bread
#AskTrump Do you draft your quarterbacks early in fantasy football?
If you're against raising the min wage in the US, will you at least raise the wage for the Chinese children who make your ties? #AskTrump
#AskTrump do you think Ross and Rachel were on a break?
#AskTrump Would you touch a poop for $20?
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You must love me right about now. Started a Trump and a Tebow thread within 24 hours. My bad.
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