My wife just turned 36 a couple of weeks ago, and my running joke with her is that she's now in her "late 30's". Pisses her off every time I say it, but I'll be joining her in a few weeks so I have to get the jokes in while I can.
That makes you older than me, and Edward is older than both of us... so how the hell did I become the BT staff Old Fart?!?
Use it for +EV and go for the senior discount at the movies...I started that early but would have to tell the wife walk away when I went to the window so I could get two...
Use it for +EV and go for the senior discount at the movies...I started that early but would have to tell the wife walk away when I went to the window so I could get two...
That still amuses me about gamblers, we can bet thousands on a game but still want to get 3 bucks off at the movies. LMAO
Use it for +EV and go for the senior discount at the movies...I started that early but would have to tell the wife walk away when I went to the window so I could get two...
"Hi, one senior ticket please. Oh, ID? Uhh, I left it at home, but everyone on this internet sports betting forum swears I'm old enough, promise."
TBC hasnt updated his blog since Saturday, RTP is dead today...trolling Stuckey is the best I can come up with.
Maybe I will start an "Ask Jafar" thread. Seems there are still many out there interested in my exploits. Maybe I will write a book after the statute of limitations passes.
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Apparently Goats didn't get the memo (here we go again LOL!)
My wife just turned 36 a couple of weeks ago, and my running joke with her is that she's now in her "late 30's". Pisses her off every time I say it, but I'll be joining her in a few weeks so I have to get the jokes in while I can.
LMAO. Are they Cordovans? Don't mind the digs. You and I are prolly in better shape than most of these young'ens.
I gotta old lady that's early 40's. No problem keeping up when there's a light sked. Wed/Thurs/Sat? I'm off the board
That ain't saying much in my case. I'm not at all overweight, but I'm allergic to exercise.
Use it for +EV and go for the senior discount at the movies...I started that early but would have to tell the wife walk away when I went to the window so I could get two...
That still amuses me about gamblers, we can bet thousands on a game but still want to get 3 bucks off at the movies. LMAO
"Hi, one senior ticket please. Oh, ID? Uhh, I left it at home, but everyone on this internet sports betting forum swears I'm old enough, promise."
Sad, but oh so true ;-)
Not sure I want to admit this but they've never asked to see my ID.:sad:
And at the other end of the spectrum, despite popular belief, not only am I not old, I routinely got carded at casinos, bars, etc. until I crossed 30.
Young at heart, fairly young-looking... as I said before, screw you guys!
"99.9% lose. 99% will forget everything I've tweeted, but I'm hoping maybe 1% holds on to it. I live by it. PSA done."
"New followers realize there will be a 1-12 Saturday. This is not easy. Be disciplined."
"If my fishy line theory holds true.... (enough said with just that)"
"NHL plays will be capped at 3 max through Sunday while I watch reads. I know it is only one losing night, but this is guy #volumecontrol"
"The moose is out searching for under backers and charging hard tonight."
-I just went 4 days back and found those gems.
Maybe I will start an "Ask Jafar" thread. Seems there are still many out there interested in my exploits. Maybe I will write a book after the statute of limitations passes.
me too....
Indiana -5.5
AF -4.5
Tenn +8.5
WF +5.5
Nebraska +16
Wow, these all moved a lot.